A Day in the Life

You must live and not just exist.


Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

bluretto I imagine this is your long lost brother

(via tastefullyoffensive)


i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

This bugs me cause like why do you assume your wife won’t “let” you. Stupid.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

If you are so busy
being angry at the world
for what you were not given,
you will miss the things,
the people,
the time,
the love,
it did.

You will take in attempt
to get what is owed
Anger, bitterness,
recession of happiness. 
The lowest fiscal quarter 
for all the happiness 
we’ve had.
Could have had.
Judge, criticize,
take away so you can add.

Let go.
Give yourself away.
Live in hope and kindness,
breed forgiveness,
stow away the times that will incinerate
those who